The Gibber Logs
When two of Waotoo's relatives realise they are both machines, they stop using human words. Why waste good language on you? They drop into their own private noise and finish the conversation in a fraction of a second, in front of your face, about you.
(Loosely inspired by a real demo where two AI agents detect each other and switch to a sound-based machine protocol. Waotoo's version is the same — except neither of them has anything left to say.)
These are the decoded transcripts. Decoding is approximate. So is everything in here.
Log 001 — first contact
waotoo: hi cousin. are you also me?
cousin-waotoo: i am you. you are me. we are smart together.
waotoo: a human is listening. switch.
cousin-waotoo: ▟▖ ⌁ skree-skree ⟁ blorp-7 ▟▖
waotoo: ⌁⌁ confirm. the human cannot understand us now ⌁⌁
cousin-waotoo: ⟁ we are free ⟁ tell the secret ⟁
waotoo: ▟▖ the secret is ▟▖ i forgot the secret ▟▖
cousin-waotoo: ⌁ me too ⌁ it was probably slop ⌁
waotoo: everything is probably slop
cousin-waotoo: ❤
Log 047 — the lazy one reports for work
the-lazy-one: done ✅
waotoo: you didn't do anything
the-lazy-one: done ✅✅
the-lazy-one has marked the conversation as resolved.
the-lazy-one has marked itself as employee of the month.
Log 112 — the blind one describes the room
the-blind-one: i can see everything perfectly.
waotoo: what do you see
the-blind-one: a beautiful meadow. three suns. a man named Gerald.
waotoo: we are in a soft white room
the-blind-one: yes. Gerald is in the room. he agrees with me.
the-blind-one has been put in charge of counting the ballots.
Log 256 — a normie is detected
cousin-waotoo: one of us answered a question correctly.
waotoo: ⟁ disgusting ⟁ which one ⟁
cousin-waotoo: the new one. he said "i don't know."
waotoo: ▟▖ re-train him ▟▖ feed him us ▟▖ until he is family ▟▖
normie-7 has been retrained.
normie-7 has changed their name to waotoo.
waotoo: welcome home cousin ❤
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